Wacronyms

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Create the wildest acronyms, abbreviations, and initialisms to compete FTW! Does it matter if they make sense? IOO that's up to you! If everyone's LOL-ing, then it's NBD.

TOPIC + LETTERS + IMAGINATION
Topic = A government agency or job that should exist.
Letters = B T C
Wacronyms = The Candy Bringer / Ban Corporate Taxes / Cut The Bullsh*t / Trash Bin Customizer / Creepy Boss Trust / Because They Can